Every year audience has their share of sheer pleasure in cinema halls but on other hand extreme torture is inevitabletoo.

Following are the exemplary piece of ‘gem’(you know kind of ‘gem’ I am talking about) which we cannot take off our head -

Best Film

‘Game’ (surprisingly it had something even worse than Abhishek’s performance,the script-yawn)

Best Director

AnubhavSinha for ‘Ra.One’ (costliest film of country made by dumbest director /writer – loopholes as big as main holes inindian road)

Best Actor

HimeshReshamiya in ‘Damadamm’ (he smilesand smiles and smiles throughout the movie don’t know script’s demand or laughing at audience who bought ticket; plus every girl in each of his film keep falling for his ‘charm’ which we can’t see fortunately)

Best Actress

‘Bagwati’ in ‘Zindagi Na Milegi Doobara’ (costliest guest role, ‘charged ‘ 8 lakhs for couple of shots and acted better than Katrina)

Best Actor In Supporting Role 

Shahid Kapoor’s ‘moustache’ in ‘Mausam’(moustache was the only character which made sense)

Best Actress In Supporting Role

Kangana Ranaut’s assets in ‘Rascals’ (do Ineed to explain?)

Best Lyrics

‘TinkuJiya, IshqKa Manjan Ghise Hai Piya’ (beat it if you are a poet- Anu Malik composed it and penned it too – come on man he has guts!)

Best Song

‘No Touching Only Seeing’ from ‘Damadamm’ (lyrics of the century, any doubt!!)

Best Costumes

Jacqueline Fernandez in ‘Murder 2’ (sometime less is ‘more’…..I mean effective)